Thursday 29 March 2007

Now Hiring

Available Positions
1. Decorations Co-ordinator
2. Dinner Co-ordinators
3. Musicians (strings, woodwind, brass sections)
4. Advisor (females only)

Criteria
1. Forgo social life in order to perform in a pressure cooker 24/7
2. Can make people run even on empty
3. Able to find a needle in a haystack without forgetting that the horses need to be fed
4. Willing to be a slave who can work without the master breathing down your back
5. Can do and have done personality
6. Regard datelines as DEADlines
7. Will walk with us wherever ... even without limbs

Benefits
1. 2 exclusive passes to an eat-at-your-own-risk post-wedding meal
2. Flexible working hours
3. Permission to harass those working with you
4. Meet members of the opposite sex from other 'departments'
5. Guaranteed invitation to the wedding
6. A certificate of recognition to add to your list of achievements for your resume
7. Our eternal gratitude :)

The above benefits are accorded to all who perform well. Exceptional performance will be recognised and awarded bonus points which can be exchanged for duplicate gifts we may or may not receive during the wedding.

If you posses any of the qualities listed above, we would love to hear from you! Please submit your resumes with a certified true copy of all supporting documents. Shortlisted applicants will be contacted for an interview with the bride and groom-to-be.

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