We are to be a newly established couple located in the heart of SS2 Petaling Jaya. We are looking for an Energizer bunny robo-maid with an easy-to-abuse personality that is able to work day and night performing the following tasks -
1. Clean all book shelves (in and out).
2. Scrub and shine all toilets.
3. Vacuum, mop and polish all floors (upstairs and downstairs).
4. Assemble all flat-packed furniture.
5. Clear, landscape and maintain garden.
6. Rearrange, box and tag all former residents' belongings.
7. Wipe all dusty surfaces.
8. Pack, move, arrange all personal belongings yet to be shifted to the new house.
We have an advance remuneration scheme providing unlimited Tesco Cola, Kellogg's Frosties, Nescafe, Mamee and instant noodles. Benefits such as aching bones, peeling hands and tired muscles are provided accordingly.
1. Clean all book shelves (in and out).2. Scrub and shine all toilets.
3. Vacuum, mop and polish all floors (upstairs and downstairs).
4. Assemble all flat-packed furniture.
5. Clear, landscape and maintain garden.
6. Rearrange, box and tag all former residents' belongings.
7. Wipe all dusty surfaces.
8. Pack, move, arrange all personal belongings yet to be shifted to the new house.
We have an advance remuneration scheme providing unlimited Tesco Cola, Kellogg's Frosties, Nescafe, Mamee and instant noodles. Benefits such as aching bones, peeling hands and tired muscles are provided accordingly.
7 comments:
haha! the robot maid from the Jetsons! i forgot her name. - hannah
rosie!! haha
Not the best advertising strategy :-) If no response, try blackmail! LOL!
best wishes. where will you be staying in SS2?
hey, not sure which paul you are but thanks for the wishes all the same!
yes, it may not be the best advertising strategy, but let's just say we subscribe to a tell-it-as-it-is policy so that potential candidates apply with their eyes wide open and know exactly what they're headed for :)
we'll be staying in the housing area across from kdu/murni.
It's Paul Long - the one whose mum stays on the same road as your grandma (Jo)
ahh ... we will be neighbours with your mom then as we are taking over Jo's grandma's place! :)
will you be staying with your parents when you come back? feel free to pop over ...
Wah! Muat be fav grandchild to get to take over the house!!!
Yes. I will be your neighbour when I get back . see you then
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